Bass For Your Face

congrats to salo on sending bismarck direct today, aka "pants on fire" v11 fa, or v13 what was it named repeat? SICK BRO BRAHHHHHH!!!!! Read More

Its well into 2K12, but lets talk about about some AWESOME shit that happened in 2K11. Top Ten Least Memorable Moments of 2K11: 10. When Nalle did Esperanza 10. When Carlo repeated some stuff 10. When Dave did some rigs at a new choss family robinson area in Colorado 10. When some coach did some unsavory things 10. When 5.10 became part of Nike 10. When young kids climbed V9 or V10 that arent Ashima 10. When the PCI opened their later website 10. When Rifle got another hard route that got downgraded by some knee bars 10. When some dudes did some wide roof crack offwidth 10. When the Harry Potter Avatar climbed sideways… Read More

.......somewhere in Found Town!  Read More

Dear Dumb Fuck, Why did you come to the Gunks? No. Let me restate that. Why did you come to the Gunks and put up SHITTY boulder problems that LIE DOWN TO START? No no no. Thats wrong too. Let me start again. IF I EVER FIND OUT WHOS FUCKING BAG OF FUCK YOU THIS IS AND IF I EVER FIND OUT WHO FUCKING CUT THIS TREE, I WILL DROP KICK YOU SO HARD IN THE FACE THAT YOU WILL NEVER CLIMB AGAIN. HOPE IVE MADE MYSELF CLEAR YOU DUMB FUCK. TAKE YOUR TERRIBLE, SHITTY ETHICS TO SOME ROAD CUT SOMEWHERE. AND I HOPE YOU GET RUN OVER BY A DUMP TRUCK TRYING TO GET TO YOUR V2 LAYDOWN START BULLSHIT PROJECT IN THE PROCESS. Read More

Stay tuned. Our crappy website is gonna get awesome. Read More

(scroll to the bottom for the video link)   For real this time. 2k11 was such a dope year for climbing.  No seriously.  Banner year:   B3 went down.  DPM was like "WHOA dzawlg" to the haymaker from CN.  Nalle got coverage for the 52nd ascent of Diabolique (deservingly).  And who could forget when we all went to the Crisco fist-jam party sponsored by the Wide Boyz'.  so syked.  Y2k Century Crack 5.14g... OMG will Adam give it the same personal grade??  can't wait...  

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Hey guys. Thanks for visiting. Left Handed Hotdogs pretty much hit the nail on the head with his last post. 2011 sucked. For everyone. It sucked so much, we made a video about how much it sucked. And about how much we failed. How we failed to send problems. How we failed to take pictures. How we failed to post on this blog. But we hope (not really) that this video makes up for all that failing.  Read More

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attn rock climbing:   GREAT SEASON EVERYONE.  You all did REAWY good this year.  I mean, seriously, huge progression:  "The worlds best crag," just got its first 5.14+.  NICE job Rifle!!  Welcome to 1994.  (Too bad it got downgraded immediately).  Then, Tommy didn't send, again.  AGAIN.  Jeez, do more CrossFit or something.  Next, some metal kid named Adam added a boulder problem to the bottom of a route and "made" a 5.15.  TOTALLY RAD.  So syked on the traverse into the boulder start.  5.16 is JUST around the corner!  In related news, I'm REAL psyched on the new v16 I get to try.  SICK JOB other Adam.… Read More

from back in the spring of this year... Read More