first we swam. then skipped stones. then found some choss.
and more dumpfests.
But then we found the JEM. Combine Tocino and everything in Westchester and you’ll have a boulder that equates to one fifth of its majesty. Ya’ll, I present to you, the future.
ETHNIC JENSING [V TEN+]
—-notice the DOUBLE HEEL-TOES. Andy, this problem is MADE for you.——-
—- the CRUX. ALL HANDS OFF gaston to an edge sculpted by Zeus himself. Or maybe Timmy Fairfield projected this rig…—–
please make more useless body part and internal organ holds no one wants to use let alone purchase
you’re old dope shapes were so boring that they actually could be used for climbing.
we need more appendix’s to use for feet because that’s all they’re good for.
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me: do you love pussy?
Sent at 11:07 AM on Tuesday
andy: grudgingly
Sent at 11:11 AM on Tuesday
me: jade is doable
andy: are you going to estes?
me: jade next
next level
2 tries
did all the moves 3 years ago
then flashed today
3 tries, but one try downclimbed from lip because my dave graham figurine wasn’t watching. soft.
jade next
should have flashed
3 days of effort, soft
andy: where are you?
me: my office?
andy: haha
me: where are you
andy: ok
non-sighting
in the woods
me: dali boulder complete
soft soft soft
SHOULD HAVE FLASHED
climbed it from the finish jug to the start holds
3rd try
fa after break
renamed to ruby
jade ruby
soft
everything is so ez for me
soft
did “the” move static, chalked up
soft
euro blow on the send
fa after brushing
Sent at 11:38 AM on Tuesday
me: no hands rest on “the move”
soft
campused thru, not my style
soft
smallest crimp in the park, but I don’t know how to crimp, so I held it.
2nd try after working it for 3 hrs
super soft
Sent at 11:41 AM on Tuesday
andy: i’m not even reading anymore freak
Sent at 11:42 AM on Tuesday
Everyone get psyched. Or stoked. Or whatever it is you feel when you “excited.” Lets have one last solid push to get this Waterworks place actually open. Go to the Gunks Climbers Coalition website for more info.
PJ and Josh are gonna show vids. And I’m gonna DJ. Depending on the crowd, I may or may not play “The Sign” by Ace of Base. You’ll have to show up to hear for yourself. $25 bucks for food, 2 drinks (you can buy more) and free swag. Spread the word. Post this flyer everywhere. Tell all your friends. Tell all your friends friends. Tell your friends dogs. Just remember, 500 person limit. SO GET THERE EARLY.
