COMING FROM BOUNCYLAND!!!!!

aqua bishes, come pick my roses

you left your gummi worms at Mtn. brook.  they are still tasty though

hope the desert is adding to the already copious amounts of sand in your vag…

new area for your SE return…trust me you will flip

The “self-proclaimed hipster hardman” put down his axes and made the first repeat of Boz’s Golden Nugget. I got four flappers and a blood blister and dropped off the topout twice – sweet!

Golden Nugget 2nd Ascent

It’s been warm and sunny and all the snow is melted, except at Le Forge, where it’s always arctic and there’s still 3 feet, so we started there. There’s two old unrepeated Ivan problems that needed to be taken off the list. Rear Window was completely iced over (M10?) but Small Ax was in good shape once Koots rapped it and scrubbed it. The moss grows fast here, it’s like a little slice of Squamish in our own back yard. Paul snuck in for the 2nd ascent then we went back to back to back for the 3rd and 4th as well. Full disclosure: We skipped the first move due to the glacier at the base, but it doesn’t really change things much. A tall, awesome line that waited 6 or 7 years for a repeat. Probly V8 or maybe 9 with subtle beta and definite height factor.

Next we went to Ice Pond. All Wrong was iced, so we went to the Ivan Wall, which has 3 unrepeated lines, again from about 6 or 7 years ago. I remember I was all syked about this one project up the middle of the wall, tried it for a couple days and figured out a complicated sequence, then Ivan came and swiped it along with the problems on either side of it, and I never went back for the next five years, but always meant to. I don’t think he named it, so I will do the honors and call it Nanotechnology, V9 or could be 10? (Correct me if you already had a name, bro). Looks kind of gay in the video, as it’s short with a lie-down start, but trust me it’s the creamiest Swiss rock, amazing sculpted holds and a unique sequence. Check out the video of Koots on Small Ax and Me on Nano.

 Small_Ax_Nano.mov

Greater Than boulder has been the spot lately, with sun all day and a couple projects that needed to be finished. Paul and Salo did Greater. Drew hiked the second ascent of Crisis of Confidence stand, though it bouted the other guys. He thought it was V6 and nobody else could get off the ground. I completed the boulder by doing the sit start to Crisis and the proj going right from the first move of Greater, = Good to Great. Now there are 3 nice hard lines on this one rock. A couple days later Peaches wrapped up his epic with Greater for his hardest send. Watch him freaking on the topout…

Peaches Greater Than

Crisis Of Confidence Sit FA and Good To Great FA 

bishes have no clue

Finally sent something in the winter time. Greater Than bishes for the smelly 5th and what a rad line. Props!! And finally got a nice camera. Soon more pictures than JJ can handle.

Josh working the V13 project to the right……………Koots has NO CLUE! Too busy calling Salo for Midnight Lighting beta.

Blood has been shed and it is diseased!

Andy on his last ditch effort for sloppy 6th.

Poor Peaches peached the top out on Greater Than.  Left with a bruised hip and a broken ego. Next time hommie!! (btw: Drew needs another $40 installment for your layaway)

to be continued.