So two words have been the big talk around the Gunks lately. “First Ascents.” There has been an FA recorded each and every session out by a different individual each time. Instant classics of all grades. Everyone has been climbing strong and getting more psyched on the possiblities of endless new lines. BIG UP to all who has put the hard work in! No homo, I heart this place.
This guy has NO CLUE!Read More
So what happens when Tim leaves an enormous bag of clothes with three unemployed men and one recently graduated Fool? CHRISTMAS!!!! We came away with the nicest clothes any of us have had EVAR. Then we dressed up and hit the town. Tim had his classy fashionable dress taste affirmed when four stunningly good looking dudes were wearing his threads….
Better keep that cornhole tight fellas!!!Read More
so i’m down here in HOT lanta, basically sendin the shit out of rocktown..
My fav problem? You got it, tower of power. You bishes don’t even understand:
While people like Badger and TK shop at Ikea and complain about the weather, Big Scotty Broke Ass keeps it completely real. Despite spitting rain and a cold wind, he got us motivated to head out to crush rigs in the face. So too bad for all you fools nestled on the couch, you missed out on a wicked display of the Plastic Prince’s hippy crush mode.
Scott warmin it up on Orange Julius…JJ won’t approve of its sub-V7 quality
Scott destroying the old classic Boston Tea Bag Party while Badger unloads his faggy Ikea purchases
Scott taking Big Bang off the list while TK and Dancefart spoon and nap the afternoon awayRead More
Yesterday the Iceman laid down his ice tools and came to the Gunks to do some practice rock climbing. We headed to Lost City in search of lines we haven’t yet seen or done. Warm ups were the name of the game. We checked out boulders behind the Air Jordan boulder and climbed some really cool v4-v7′s. Later to find out most of them were V1-V3. Even Mags did them. I burned Icey off on the classic low ball V7 dumpfest known as Megadong or something along that line. Later we walked to the middle area to check out a project. It looked rather hard and futuristic. Maybe too futuristic. So just to the left was an undone roof crack. So we cleaned that off and started taking burns. After about an hour we did all the moves, then rested and I sent first. Icey almost gave up but gave it one last ditch effort and sent! Bloodsicle is born! I gave it V12 but Icey convinced me it was more like V8. Oh well.
Side note: I cleaned off a new crimpy project dubbed Rainbow Sherbet just behind Bloodsicle. Looks like a 2 mover to good holds. Double digits 4 sure. GET IT!
Too late! Rainbow Sherbet got sent today 4.2.09 FA by yours truely. SA by Andy.
F.A.G. (First Ascent Guy)
Wear laces next time!
News Flash!!! Hilarious!Read More