so today the bear, kare bear, kary williams, and I, went to the new zone, to mess around on some ridiculous lowball undercling start project. Temps were great, perfect for a smooth, slick, glassy undercling pinch, 77 degrees, and a million percent humidity. whatever, it was the 3rd dry day this month. I dug it out, and we proceeded to squeeze with all our might to pull a centimeter off the ground and fall back down. It was a sick session.
Next we moved on the the SALO SALAD TOSS, v8 or 9, probably v2+. Kary got the coveted second ascent of this amazing line. We worked the sit, pretty cool actually, for a pile of lowball BULLET WHITE GNEISS.
Anyways, we were sick of not climbing much, so we headed to the gym. Upon arrival, we popped some ibu’s, and set to work on the new problems on the 45. OR THAT WAS THE PLAN.
Unfortunately, the yellow lightning bolt v7, had other plans.
Kare bear, cruised the first part, neglecting to use the super legit toe hook concotion of doom and powered thru in typical bear style to the top. During the final crushing cross to the finish, he mustered enough power to
COMPLETELY RIP HIS EFFIN’ BICEP TENDON FROM THE MUSCLE.
Immediately it was apparent as Kary fell that he had damaged himself severely. During his fall, he was seen examining his bicep and elbow to make sure his arm hadn’t snapped in half. Upon reaching the ground, I knew we were going to the hospital.
Friends, here is the ruptured damage:
Yes, 6 hours later, we left before the orthopedic surgeon came to see us. The multiple helicopter visits was a tip off to how busy a night it would be at westchester medical. He’ll have to go tomorrow, this will require surgery.
My suggestion to my friend, graft tissue from the right arm, it seems to be healthy:
At least it was Kary’s left arm, we all know what he can do with his right arm still, and thank god that new transformers movie is coming out tomorrow, Megan Fox and a percoset, mmm, you go friend.
Seriously though, heal my friend, strict PT therapy, return to 100%, blessings, good session today, before this disaster happened.