…no clu

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

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Gimme dat c’mon SON face!

Saturday, February 27th, 2010

C’mon PK

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FLIPMODE SON!!!!!! FEAST OF STRENGFFFFF…

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

YEAH

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On its side for 12 hrs, and still starts first try when righted.  NBD.  Ride home was a bit drafty

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A NATIONAL TREASURE HAS BEEN VANDALIZED:

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

BREAKING NEWS: 2-22-10

AZT BROKEN

On a recent trip to work out the final moves of the Gunx classic “The Andrew Zalewski Traverse,” I came upon this. It seems as if there is an epidemic around the world right now of “famous” and “classic” and “bad ass” lines that have been broken or damaged. Recently damaged ultra famous boulder problems are as follows but not limited to: The Andrew Zalewski Traverse, The Beautiful and the Damned, Dreamtime, Fatman, Karma, The Mandala, and Witness the Fitness.

Details are slim, but it appears that the perpetrator of these events, our assailant as it was, has been eating too many blonde oreos in an attempt to “train” and has been destroying national bouldering treasures left and right. In his pursuit of bouldering fame and glory, he has been seen traveling with a rebuttal sign to counter responses that he has broken these problems. One source, who requested to remain anonymous, captured this picture of the vandal at a bar.

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If you see this man, who is roughly 6’7″ and 260, please refrain from confronting him. He is armed and dangerous and is reportedly carrying around “huge guns” and “mad skillz.” If you do see this man, please send an email to news@bassforyourface.com.

While the future of “The Andrew Zalewski Traverse” is unknown, future rising stars have reclaimed other vandalized problems. Recently Adam Ondra has repeated Dreamtime and we can only hope he will come to re-climb this timeless classic. Only time will tell.

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Putting it in. It matterz.

Sunday, February 21st, 2010

http://deadpointmag.com/articles/view/alex-johnson-sends-diaphanous-sea

“In other Hueco news, FEMALE XX1 made the second female ascent of The Butterpumper on East Mountain. The Butterpumper was originally given V12, but since the kneebar was discovered it has generally been considered to be easier (though a consensus has not yet been reached as to the grade). With excellent beta from Hueco strong woman FEMALE XX2, XX1 climbed it in a little over an hour. Three days later she went back and repeated it from a slightly lower start, putting the knee in after she pulled off the ground, instead of before

ZOMG!!  Second female ascent – S.F.A.s!!!!  2XXFFA!!!  Kneebars AFTER starting – K.A.S.F.A.!!  Then I heard dat dey put grweasy things on da holds and den did the rock climb again!!  Grweasy holds!!!  G.H.F.A.!!   AND DEN someone told a rweawy funny joke whilst rock climbing, and she did da rock climb again!!!  Jokes!!  J.F.A.!!!

A seriously fine piece of journalism.

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forget about the carriage road, forget about everything you’ve ever heard about the gunks

Friday, February 19th, 2010

remember only,

MEGAN FOX.

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DUDES. WINTER TOP ROPEZ-ING!

Monday, February 15th, 2010

biz work
Team Work!

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Andy’s own reusable kleenex!
C’MON SON!!!!!!

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New Projekt Media Video of the Southeast

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

Awhile back our friends from Projekt Media made it to NY to shoot a video on recent Gunks development called Eastern Flava!

The boys are back with their new short for Dead Point Magazine featuring Jimmy Webb, Brion Voges and Brad Weaver on some of Tennessee’s  finest stone!

I’d love to say tons of amazing thing about these guys, but I’m not going to. Check it out for yourself.

 

The South’s Strongest

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Eastern Flava

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So over this!!!

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

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WOW Martinez’s Cave!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, February 6th, 2010

Hey fellas!!! I found a rock and I called it Martinez’s Cave!!!!!!  It is rweally schweet!!!!!  I went there and did a ton of push-ups.  CAN YOU BELIEVE DIS PWACE EXISTS???   Its like, a pewrfect pwace for push-ups.  Can you believe it???  Yeah… me neither!!!

But wait! LOOK WHAT I FOUND ON TOP OF THE TRAPPS ABOVE 1000 DOLLAR DOODIE-PIE!!!!!!!!

Schwapple THIS SON.

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(gabe dewitt pics)

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