stupid whore

March 26th, 2010 slabdyno

Stupid Whore

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THE ROCKS DRY Y’ALL.

March 22nd, 2010 optimistic

some new ish.

some other new ish.

and some old roof ish.

koots, if you want to climb, pick up the phone. SRSLY. YOU NEVER CALL ANYMORE :*(

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INJURY REPORT LIST OF 09/10

March 21st, 2010 Paul

IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:

KAREBEAR – DETACHED HIS BICEP FROM THE FRIGGIN’ BONE! REALLY??!!! C’MON SON! YOU TOO DAMN STRONG SON!

KOOTS – HAS/HAD A SORE ELBOW. TEAR TEAR.

PJ – POPPED SOMETHING IN HIS RING FINGER WHILE FORERUNNING HIS OWN TURD OF A PROBLEM DURING THE FEATS OF STRENGTH COMP.  FAILED TO TELL COACH KOOTER CAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF BEING KICKED OF THE ELITE SETTING TEAM. WHAT A WUZZY!!!

TKNY – “BROKE HIS HIKING BOOTS” …………………………KOOTS, TAKE IT FROM HERE.

GAYLO – POPPED A FINGER SOMEWHERE IN BISHOP. PROBABLY ON SOME SAGGY BALLS DUMPFEST AT THE FUCKIN’ HAPPYS.

WOLFERT – GOT HAMMERED AT SOME PJ JAMMIN’ PARTY AND THOUGHT IT WAS A GREAT IDEA TO CAMPUS ON CRIMPS ON THE 45 WALL!  GUESS WHAT? FAIL!!! BLOWN FINGER!

JOSH – WHILE IN COSTA RICA, HE TOOK A SURF BOARD TO THE DOME, NEARLY REMOVING HIS EYE! APPARENTLY HE HAD A LUMP ON HIS HEAD THE SIZE OF A LARGE ANAL BEAD.

HERNAN – HAS GROIN PAIN.

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DAY4 of 60′s, sun, no humidity, no friends

March 18th, 2010 slabdyno

I can’t believe no one is willing to climb this week.  60′s and sunny all week, and not one basshead is willing to climb outside.

FINE.

I get the hint. Tim’s drunk voice mail last night spelled it all out.

No one wants to climb with ME.

-signing off for GOOD

whatever.

friends.

pff.

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laurel snowshoe

March 14th, 2010 slabdyno

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is tim deserving of abuse?

March 4th, 2010 slabdyno

me:  no go hiking to find new boulders the thing you always say you do, but never actually do
GET OUT THERE
SON

 Tim:  die
i have a job

 me:  OMG

 Tim:  and plenty to do

 me:  like
3 days a week
you have to set out some shoes

 Tim:  i have no time to do that shit. leave it to andy who doesnt fucking have a job

 me:  and be all
size 8 son

  Tim:  huh?

 me:  if you don’t contribute

 Tim:  WTF ARE YOU GAPPIN ABOUT?

 me:  then we won’t take you to the new area

 Tim:  child please

 me:  so get the fuck out there
and hike in the snow

  Tim:  c’mon son
how have i not contributed?

 me:  i’m gonna rub your face in the snow
if you don’t immediately say you are sorry
you haven’t hiked anywhere

 Tim:  i am not sorry

 me:  do i have to spell it all out

 Tim:  and yes i have

 me:  GO FUCKING HIKE
OR GET BEAT UP
your choice

Tim:  YOU GO FOR A FUCKING HIKE

me:  ok
you’re gonna catch the vicious beat down son
i wouldn’t even respond to me again
until after i hand it out to you
dont’ do it
stop now

Tim:  WHAT THE FUCK EVER SON. GET THE FUCK ON OUTTA HERE WITH DAT BULLLLL SHIT

  me:  beatdown doubled

 Tim:  yall need to go fucking send my problems
ever think of that?

 me:  there aren’t any
and they all suck

Tim:  ever think that some of my ascents have only seen one or two repeats?

Tim:  bishes have no clue

 me:  all the boys say, “tims problems are for girls”

 Tim:  CAUSE NONE OF THEM HAVE DONE THEM

 me:  then they are all, let the girls climb them
that is going on bass

 Tim:  well, when you do glamorpuss, dark foreboding and pulled apart, get back to me.

 me:  basically you’re gonnna get beat down

 Tim:  bring it
you fail
ill go for a hike when you do ONE of my problems
youve done NONE
and ive spent a shit load of time on your problems, at your areas to keep up with “you guys”
cause im “lame” if i dont repeat “y’alls” problems
so just remember. YOURE GETTING THE BEAT DOWN NOW SON.

  me:  not really
no one said you were lame….. because of that…

me: actually, i climbed “super vagmo direct” last year.  v2-

Tim:  hows your finger?

Tim:  i mean elbow

me:  ready to drop on your face
go for a hike.

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