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or do i have to resign myself to reading colorado toddler in-fighting over who has the biggest widdle weiner in their poopy diaper for the rest of the year?

i guess the humidity and chipper on the loose ain’t SO bad?

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Ya’ll.  WE FOUND A RIVER.

first we swam. then skipped stones.  then found some choss.

and more dumpfests.

But then we found the JEM.   Combine Tocino and everything in Westchester and you’ll have a boulder that equates to one fifth of its majesty.  Ya’ll, I present to you, the future.

ETHNIC JENSING [V TEN+]

—-notice the DOUBLE HEEL-TOES.   Andy, this problem is MADE for you.——-

—- the CRUX.  ALL HANDS OFF gaston to an edge sculpted by Zeus himself.  Or maybe Timmy Fairfield projected this rig…—–

ETHNIC JENSING.  ya’ll.

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