Its well into 2K12, but lets talk about about some AWESOME shit that happened in 2K11.

Top Ten Least Memorable Moments of 2K11:
10. When Nalle did Esperanza
10. When Carlo repeated some stuff
10. When Dave did some rigs at a new choss family robinson area in Colorado
10. When some coach did some unsavory things
10. When 5.10 became part of Nike
10. When young kids climbed V9 or V10 that arent Ashima
10. When the PCI opened their later website
10. When Rifle got another hard route that got downgraded by some knee bars
10. When some dudes did some wide roof crack offwidth
10. When the Harry Potter Avatar climbed sideways for the worlds first V16 and then anticlimactically dropped off

Top Ten New Problems in the Basslandia aka ENTER THE BASSGYNIA:
10. Keg Stand V4+
10. Extra Bacon V4+
10. Creaky Jew V4+
10. 2XR Highball V4+
10. The Vulture V4+
10. Beach Arete V4+
10. Deconstructing Towers V4+
10. End of Days V4+
10. California Raygun V4-
10. East Coast Thriller V4+
Dishonorable Mention: There Will Be Blood V4+ (disqualified due to being named after a boulder problem in Colorado and also for being debate/jens poorly/mainly chipped)

…….somewhere in Found Town!

Dear Dumb Fuck,
Why did you come to the Gunks? No. Let me restate that. Why did you come to the Gunks and put up SHITTY boulder problems that LIE DOWN TO START? No no no. Thats wrong too. Let me start again.
IF I EVER FIND OUT WHOS FUCKING BAG OF FUCK YOU THIS IS AND IF I EVER FIND OUT WHO FUCKING CUT THIS TREE, I WILL DROP KICK YOU SO HARD IN THE FACE THAT YOU WILL NEVER CLIMB AGAIN. HOPE IVE MADE MYSELF CLEAR YOU DUMB FUCK. TAKE YOUR TERRIBLE, SHITTY ETHICS TO SOME ROAD CUT SOMEWHERE. AND I HOPE YOU GET RUN OVER BY A DUMP TRUCK TRYING TO GET TO YOUR V2 LAYDOWN START BULLSHIT PROJECT IN THE PROCESS.

If this is your handy work, please send an email to fuckyouyoufuckingasshole@youfuckingasshole.com

Don’t ever come back. Hate you,

Sincerely,
Bass For Your Face

Stay tuned. Our crappy website is gonna get awesome.