Dear Dumb Fuck,

Dear Dumb Fuck,
Why did you come to the Gunks? No. Let me restate that. Why did you come to the Gunks and put up SHITTY boulder problems that LIE DOWN TO START? No no no. Thats wrong too. Let me start again.
IF I EVER FIND OUT WHOS FUCKING BAG OF FUCK YOU THIS IS AND IF I EVER FIND OUT WHO FUCKING CUT THIS TREE, I WILL DROP KICK YOU SO HARD IN THE FACE THAT YOU WILL NEVER CLIMB AGAIN. HOPE IVE MADE MYSELF CLEAR YOU DUMB FUCK. TAKE YOUR TERRIBLE, SHITTY ETHICS TO SOME ROAD CUT SOMEWHERE. AND I HOPE YOU GET RUN OVER BY A DUMP TRUCK TRYING TO GET TO YOUR V2 LAYDOWN START BULLSHIT PROJECT IN THE PROCESS.

If this is your handy work, please send an email to fuckyouyoufuckingasshole@youfuckingasshole.com

Don’t ever come back. Hate you,

Sincerely,
Bass For Your Face

5 Responses to “Dear Dumb Fuck,”

  1. crimpy Says:

    low t yo

  2. slabdyno Says:

    LMPO!!!!

  3. old man Says:

    Sorry, I cut the tree so I could go trail running there, I didn’t realize I had made an awesome climb too.

  4. old man Says:

    PS Can I have my tools back?

  5. EM Says:

    A tree was cut for that? What area? Offwidth looks sick, old man. Nubby brush is leet strap that to a stick. Yeah.
    Ice climbers with nothing to do…

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