http://deadpointmag.com/articles/view/alex-johnson-sends-diaphanous-sea

“In other Hueco news, FEMALE XX1 made the second female ascent of The Butterpumper on East Mountain. The Butterpumper was originally given V12, but since the kneebar was discovered it has generally been considered to be easier (though a consensus has not yet been reached as to the grade). With excellent beta from Hueco strong woman FEMALE XX2, XX1 climbed it in a little over an hour. Three days later she went back and repeated it from a slightly lower start, putting the knee in after she pulled off the ground, instead of before“

ZOMG!!  Second female ascent – S.F.A.s!!!!  2XXFFA!!!  Kneebars AFTER starting – K.A.S.F.A.!!  Then I heard dat dey put grweasy things on da holds and den did the rock climb again!!  Grweasy holds!!!  G.H.F.A.!!   AND DEN someone told a rweawy funny joke whilst rock climbing, and she did da rock climb again!!!  Jokes!!  J.F.A.!!!

A seriously fine piece of journalism.

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