is tim deserving of abuse?
me: no go hiking to find new boulders the thing you always say you do, but never actually do
GET OUT THERE
SON
Tim: die
i have a job
me: OMG
Tim: and plenty to do
me: like
3 days a week
you have to set out some shoes
Tim: i have no time to do that shit. leave it to andy who doesnt fucking have a job
me: and be all
size 8 son
Tim: huh?
me: if you don’t contribute
Tim: WTF ARE YOU GAPPIN ABOUT?
me: then we won’t take you to the new area
Tim: child please
me: so get the fuck out there
and hike in the snow
Tim: c’mon son
how have i not contributed?
me: i’m gonna rub your face in the snow
if you don’t immediately say you are sorry
you haven’t hiked anywhere
Tim: i am not sorry
me: do i have to spell it all out
Tim: and yes i have
me: GO FUCKING HIKE
OR GET BEAT UP
your choice
Tim: YOU GO FOR A FUCKING HIKE
me: ok
you’re gonna catch the vicious beat down son
i wouldn’t even respond to me again
until after i hand it out to you
dont’ do it
stop now
Tim: WHAT THE FUCK EVER SON. GET THE FUCK ON OUTTA HERE WITH DAT BULLLLL SHIT
me: beatdown doubled
Tim: yall need to go fucking send my problems
ever think of that?
me: there aren’t any
and they all suck
Tim: ever think that some of my ascents have only seen one or two repeats?
Tim: bishes have no clue
me: all the boys say, “tims problems are for girls”
Tim: CAUSE NONE OF THEM HAVE DONE THEM
me: then they are all, let the girls climb them
that is going on bass
Tim: well, when you do glamorpuss, dark foreboding and pulled apart, get back to me.
me: basically you’re gonnna get beat down
Tim: bring it
you fail
ill go for a hike when you do ONE of my problems
youve done NONE
and ive spent a shit load of time on your problems, at your areas to keep up with “you guys”
cause im “lame” if i dont repeat “y’alls” problems
so just remember. YOURE GETTING THE BEAT DOWN NOW SON.
me: not really
no one said you were lame….. because of that…
me: actually, i climbed “super vagmo direct” last year. v2-
Tim: hows your finger?
Tim: i mean elbow
me: ready to drop on your face
go for a hike.
March 4th, 2010 at 2:13 pm
touche. touche.
March 4th, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Why don’t you guys just play a game of “MushPenie” and call it a day. Give me notice so I can scrape up some spectators.
P.S. Tim: Hiking is sorta French, so I don’t understand your aversion.
March 4th, 2010 at 4:07 pm
dude. hiking is very NOT french. remember when sport climbing was big in france in the 80′s and the frenchies didnt even want to hike to their proj with a pack on because they gained too much muscle weight in their calves from hiking uphill? yea. the french dont like hiking. but their reasons are totally lame for not wanting to hike.
March 4th, 2010 at 4:14 pm
So your on for the Mushpenie then?
March 4th, 2010 at 6:53 pm
Paul Jung likes this.
March 4th, 2010 at 9:39 pm
Gonna side with koots on this one. TIM YOU HAVE NOT HIKED FOR SHIT. ALL YOUR “FA’s” are nothing you found on your own. C’MON SON!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 4th, 2010 at 10:38 pm
hey andy. i think the plastic bag that was “covering” your “HOLE” has ripped. you might want to come home and fix that before your “HOLE” is “INVADED” by “VERMIN.”
March 4th, 2010 at 10:38 pm
just fyi. nbd.
March 7th, 2010 at 9:52 pm
I found an awesome boulder today. No one has ever noticed it ever. There was a lot of goose droppings and a feral cat stalking a few geese. Noclu.